In case you were curious – and let's be honest, how could you *not* be – that's how much rubber ducky $10 buys you.


In case you were curious - and let's be honest, how could you *not* be - that's how much rubber ducky $10 buys you.

In case you were curious – and let's be honest, how could you not be – that's how much rubber ducky $10 buys you.

Water: The thinnest ice of them all.


Water: The thinnest ice of them all.

Water: The thinnest ice of them all.

Somebody get that kid a belt! And, y'know, a head, too, maybe? #butts


Somebody get that kid a belt! And, y'know, a head, too, maybe? #butts

Somebody get that kid a belt! And, y'know, a head, too, maybe? #butts

No, YOU went on the Spider-Man ride twice in the past 30 minutes. Shut up.


No, YOU went on the Spider-Man ride twice in the past 30 minutes. Shut up.

No, YOU went on the Spider-Man ride twice in the past 30 minutes. Shut up.

Nerd-excitement mode: engaged.


Nerd-excitement mode: engaged.

Nerd-excitement mode: engaged.

As far as views go, that's not too shabby.


As far as views go, that's not too shabby.

As far as views go, that's not too shabby.

Have dinosaur socks, will travel.


Have dinosaur socks, will travel.

Have dinosaur socks, will travel.

30th Anniversary Ghostbusters Single

Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary Glow-In-The-Dark Single

A glow-in-the-dark 10″ vinyl release of the Ghostbusters theme, along with a few dance mixes, will be released to celebrate Record Store Day 2014 and commemorate the 30th anniversary of Ghostbusters‘ release into theaters.

In other news, I did not crack my laptop screen by throwing my wallet at it and screaming “JUST TAKE MY MONEY, DAMMIT”, but it came pretty close.

(From Concept of Sound via Uproxx)

Kanye Weird

I generally don’t republish my tweets here, but when this catches on in a few months, I wanted to make sure everyone knew who said it first.

WALL-E with Kittens

WALL-E, as performed kittens and teddy bears.

Spoiler: It’s adorable. And will give you the plot to WALL-E in detail. But mainly the first thing.